September 2009
98 posts
“Green urine is usually indicative of an excess of Vitamin(s) B and other...”
– Lime coloured urine - TheSite.org boards
Maybe they can put it on your tab
J: how does it feel to be back?
B: hot,I didnt think that here is so hot. Did you get lots letters and madical care bills of mine? LOL sorry about that
J: no worries
B: I want to pay the bills for my existence in Canada
J: do you have to pay for the time you were away?
B: yes
J: :(
B: actually I dont have to but I dont want that I have nothing for my healing after something happened on me
August 2009
158 posts
“Nobody goes to McDonald’s for their salads. That’s like going to a crack house...”
– Shawn Wayans (via bitchville)
Woofer | Macroblogging →
We are in no way associated with Twitter.
This is simply a novelty website where we thought it would be funny to have a minimum character requirement for public posts and see what people did with it.
What can you accomplish with the extra 1260 characters?
- Be eloquent.
- Use adverbs.
- DEA (don’t ever abbreviate).
rrrrred:
ME [to cashier]: …And a chocolate chip cookie, please. BOSS: You and your cookies! ME: Listen. I’m in a crappy mood. This cookie is a dollar, and it will turn my day around. I would love to know the price of your happiness. BOSS [to cashier]: Peanut butter cookie, please.
“Members of the ship’s crew saw the man suddenly run out of his cabin with...”
– Man leaps into river to escape wife’s nagging | The Courier-Mail
Think of it like a movie →
“Trying to reinvent yourself by aping Third Wave coffee shops in the neighborhood...”
– Voracious - Blog Leaks Internal Starbucks Memo Re: Roy St. Coffee - Seattle Weekly
“The film received a poor critical reception, and earned the lowest amount of...”
– Jaws: The Revenge - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
“GSK said the girls had tested the wrong product, and it was concentrated syrup...”
– Schoolgirls rumble Ribena vitamin claims | The Guardian
“Hypothermia would cut off the blood supply to the surface of your skin, this is...”
– How can you get pale white,ice cold skin ? - Yahoo! Answers
US 'grooming robot' to reduce navy bottom-fouling... →
“Of course, for those teens who are celebrity hounds or compulsive news...”
– Why Don’t Teens Tweet? We Asked Over 10,000 of Them.
“No, I don’t want to sell it to your next door neighbours’ grandmother’s dog who...”
– P96 MUSSO GSE AUTO TURBO DIESEL ABSOLUTE BARGAIN DEAL on eBay (end time 30-Aug-09 20:10:56 BST)
“Sometimes I wish I had never met you. Because then I could go to sleep at night...”
– Good Will Hunting (via cherrylolita)
“The tup lamb will be used for breeding in the hope of more than recouping the...”
– BBC NEWS | Scotland | £231,000 sheep sets price record
“First Lady Michelle Obama’s White House garden has so far yielded more...”
– Getting Real About the High Price of Cheap Food - TIME
GMH →
givesmehope:
I’m 16 and am about to have a baby. I work a minimum wage job with about 15 other people who are just barely making it. My boss told me that me being pregnant was making him look bad and that I need to quit. I did. So did everyone else working there.
“The action is a plunging motion of the center disk at the end combined with a...”
– Hand Crank Vibrators
“You’ve committed your life to Jesus. You know you’re saved. But when...”
– Home Page
Hey, you. Can you come here for a minute?
yowhatsthehaps:
It would be nice if you actually could just walk over here because I’m really tired and I just have this feeling like I could nap really well if I could just rest my head on your shoulder.
I just know it would be a good nap. I just know it.
