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J: how does it feel to be back?
B: hot,I didnt think that here is so hot. Did you get lots letters and madical care bills of mine? LOL sorry about that
J: no worries
B: I want to pay the bills for my existence in Canada
J: do you have to pay for the time you were away?
B: actually I dont have to but I dont want that I have nothing for my healing after something happened on me
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yowhatsthehaps: It would be nice if you actually could just walk over here because I’m really tired and I just have this feeling like I could nap really well if I could just rest my head on your shoulder. I just know it would be a good nap. I just know it.